Emily Fucks Castles, But I Prefer Moats.
wire-man:

There were no survivors.

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

blind-obedience:

My stomach looks like a basketball, there are stretch marks all down my thighs, my feet and ankles are swollen and I can’t even bend over to tie my shoes don’t you dare tell me pregnancy is exciting and beautiful

jusblaz:

H̬͍̩̙͉̠͇̬̞̓̓́̄͊͋̎A͖̻̹̤̘̲̰ͨ̋͟͝V̶̺͕̯̯̩̱̄ͪ̏Ē̡̼͉̣̦̞̤̜̙ͣͦ̌ ̫̫̭̘̪̉͐̓̿̅͜͢Y̸͎̬̩͔͎͚̝̠͗̇͒̀͠O̰̮ͮͥͮ̈́Ừ̸̴̪̞̦͔͈͙̗ͮͭ͒̔̽̎͐͂ ̭͓̝̉͗͝F̹̫ͤ̒̔ͭ̅̾͆I̧͎̖̦̥̣ͬ͛ͣ̽̐͐ͯ̚͢͢ͅṆ̢̪̜̩̗̌͆ͦ͊ͥ̍̐ͪ͡Ị̪͎͖͙̮̈̎ͭ̀ͣͧ̈́ͫSͨ͗ͨ͂͌̆ͨ͏̝̠̟̺H͌͐̈́̊҉̻̭̼͇̪̯͉E̲̤͍̪̪̽͑̒̍ͨ̓D̸̞̪̩̩̝̖̦̥̿ͤ̉̃͑ ̨̡̼̖͕͚̾͋̈͗̌ͩ̽T̸͙̳͚̜̜͆͊͌̌ͧͬ͟H͓͔̖ͨ̂̔̌̈́̎̚͠O̶̫̞͗̓̄̉S̢̮͔̳̝̙̳̲͓̍ͨ̇͌͛̓̃́Ě̥̾̐̔̔ͯ̿ͯ́͟͝ ̸̳̜̞̮̜̰̫̔͗ͬ͜E̞̻͖ͧ͆̐̀͠R̶̬̝̭͊̃ͩ͊̈́͊̊ͫ̊̕Ṟ̛̤̤̟̜̝͔͈̃͌ͣÄ̧͕͇͍̒̚N̷̢͇̮̰̗̉͛͑̓͒͠D̴̨̝̝͇̳̀̃ͮͬ̊̌͞S͈̯̬͎̰̞̠̋̍̐ͣͭ͋̒̒ͧ͢ͅ?̠͇͈̫̼͕͇̗̳̅̃͗ͤͤ̕

"Can you re-enact your reaction to being cast in a Marvel movie?" [x]

heckacute:

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep.